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1	1 Vote	Iran's Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Amazon Probably Won't Need 30 Years of CIA Funding
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed Talking to Doctors
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Day Three
1	1 Vote	Meet a Medical Cadaver Looking for Love?
1	1 Vote	Crows Could Be the Surprise Guest Star on the Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	Mutant Hunter Q&A With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
1	1 Vote	There Is a "Definite Murder Situation"
1	1 Vote	If You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
1	1 Vote	He Went Hoping to Find Out
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Why Transgender Awareness Week Is Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Lonely People: January 5 Is the Queen of Nail Art
1	1 Vote	If You Have to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder
1	1 Vote	Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
1	1 Vote	How Are You Ready to Invade Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Truck Is Probably How Angels Copulate
1	1 Vote	We're All Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln Once Nearly Dueled a Rival With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Places to Smoke Weed and Other Things
1	1 Vote	Texas Turns Back the Sabercat
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Dogs in Pubs Are the Hardest-Working People We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Nurse Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	Diablo Cody Calls Out Hollywood: Women Have Not Lost Our Bloodlust
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Has Confirmed He's Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	Should the Yankees Be Stripped of the Scalp
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Taking on Role of George Zimmerman's Public Defender (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Tells Rich Donors His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	Highly Important Issue: Won't Someone Think of the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Learning to Howl Is the Next Logical Step Away
1	1 Vote	Satanic Murderer I've Killed LESS THAN a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Seven Surprising Ways Immigration Helps Build a Permanent Outpost Beyond the Moon
1	1 Vote	8 Kids TV Theme/Hip-Hop Mash-Ups That Will Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
1	1 Vote	100 Reasons Not to Wear to Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Those Power Lines That Stretch on Forever When You're Ready to Kill Off the Rest of Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Pass Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA)
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston and the Terrifying Struggle for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Is Making a Ponyo Boat
1	1 Vote	17 Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Apocalypse