Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	Finally, You Can Stare at Your Phone or Tablet
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
170	170 Vote	Is Socialism Better Than Child Sacrifice?
137	137 Vote	All Dogs Go to Trial This Year
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
125	125 Vote	It's Never Too Early to Start June
148	148 Vote	Tons of People Didn't Like Jesus Christ
7	7 Vote	Am I Getting Too Old to Write a 5-Star Review
82	82 Vote	You're Problematic if You Don't Smoke
68	68 Vote	I've Never Heard of (Banned Video) 1	1
108	108 Vote	War? This Is BS
73	73 Vote	Ruin Your Day With Witty Posts
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
145	145 Vote	You're About to Expire
210	210 Vote	SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth 1	1
85	85 Vote	I Love You for Expressing Your True Self
187	187 Vote	Fox News Is Bad
142	142 Vote	Kittens, They Don't Care
136	136 Vote	It's Time We All Kill Each Other
296	296 Vote	Twitter Does Not Exist
98	98 Vote	I'm Doing My Bit to Create Excess Emissions
208	208 Vote	I Want to Leave
55	55 Vote	I Am "disturbed" by the Aged
163	163 Vote	OMG I Want to Die in Saturn's Atmosphere
111	111 Vote	God Agrees to New Deal
217	217 Vote	Get Paid $50K to Be a "Huge Mistake"
551	551 Vote	Shut Up and Choose Violence
97	97 Vote	These 20 Sandwiches Will Reveal if You're Hungry
144	144 Vote	Save Me From My Mobile Device
122	122 Vote	It's OK to Not Suck
102	102 Vote	Please Come to an End
160	160 Vote	Feeling Stressed Out? You Should Probably Be Avoided
94	94 Vote	Why Everyone Is Confused About What They're Doing
2	2 Vote	Apple Announces a New Low
280	280 Vote	Adulting: It's Not Working
3	3 Vote	Treat Yourself to a "Harem" of Spouses
181	181 Vote	Amazon's Alexa Will Now Let You Assassinate the Competition
132	132 Vote	Why Am I Old?
167	167 Vote	Help! I Hate It
118	118 Vote	👉 "I Am Angry"