Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20 Tourist
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
5	5 Vote	New Condom Ad Warns Would-Be Dads About Nut-Punching Toddlers &
5	5 Vote	Get Ready for Dat Booty
4	4 Vote	Veterans Day Is November 19, You Morons
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
4	4 Vote	A Politician Tries to Blow Himself up
34	34 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
5	5 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Radar System
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
6	6 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
3	3 Vote	Someone's Built a Toaster From Scratch
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
5	5 Vote	Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Prevent Women From Voting for Some Reason
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes