Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Will Also Make Horny History With Vikings
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
71	71 Vote	Watch This Human Freak Solve a Rubik's Cube While Juggling It With Vaginas
49	49 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
7	7 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Sex on Roof of Chipotle, AKA Worst Place Possible Reasons
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
93	93 Vote	Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
129	129 Vote	This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
26	26 Vote	Erotic Novels for the Children
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
344	344 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
44	44 Vote	Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
24	24 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene 1	1
26	26 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
52	52 Vote	Put a Squirrel on Tiger Woods Dick? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship
9	9 Vote	Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
53	53 Vote	Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
12	12 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
50	50 Vote	13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
27	27 Vote	My Daughter Shames Me Into Eating Moose Poop
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
46	46 Vote	Oh God I'm Melting: How to Take Control of RonPaul.com
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
20	20 Vote	Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
3	3 Vote	37% of Steam Games Go Unplayed
61	61 Vote	15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans 1	1
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados