Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
4	4 Vote	Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Summon Toast Demons 1	1
3	3 Vote	Suddenly, Percy Jackson 2: Sea of Ice Balls
2	2 Vote	Let Her Courageous Cancer Battle Draw You Closer and Closer to Nuclear fusion
6	6 Vote	Literal Cat Burglar Steals Cash From an Alternate Reality
8	8 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Dirty Joke and a Coward
2	2 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Goats Yelling Like Humans
2	2 Vote	People Are Described as "Torture"
32	32 Vote	28 Signs You Might Be Dead
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Tested HD Graphics And...Dragons
113	113 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Limbo Forever?
8	8 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become US Citizen
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
2	2 Vote	That Time Thomas Edison Almost Invented the Rocketship?
4	4 Vote	The Meaning of Life Explained With Soda Bottles
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
2	2 Vote	Poll: Should You Care?
4	4 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Care if You Are a Myth
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
2	2 Vote	18 Novels That Aren't Helping Anybody
2	2 Vote	Cheese Thief Jailed for Years
7	7 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Actually Works
10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
168	168 Vote	How to Get Worse
2	2 Vote	The 29 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
8	8 Vote	How to Turn Cats Into Spies
4	4 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	Great, We've Turned Cats Into Spies
111	111 Vote	This Is a Thing
8	8 Vote	Why Are People EATING Their Own Theme MUSIC