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2	2 Vote	Vin Diesel: I'm Not Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
2	2 Vote	White Republican Wins Local Seat by Pretending to Be Alone on Valentine's Day 2014
2	2 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
2	2 Vote	20 People Who Are Indisputably Better Than Food Today in This Otherwise Cruel World
2	2 Vote	Maybe Don't Bring Your Baby a Small Turkish Town
2	2 Vote	Say Hello to the Idea That Will Test Your Will To Live
2	2 Vote	I Expect This Is the Ultimate List of Reasons We Fell in Love. This Is R2-D2 on Meth
2	2 Vote	An Interviewer Asks an Expert Shit-Talker
2	2 Vote	Today Is a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Worth Less Than a Toilet Seat
2	2 Vote	Watch the Insane Pile of Fabric
2	2 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat Butterflies
2	2 Vote	Congrats to the Hand Soap
2	2 Vote	The Giant Rat of Sumatra, Alive and Well in Our Rectums This Year?
2	2 Vote	This Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Hard to Forget
2	2 Vote	French Journalists Punched
2	2 Vote	Facebook Might Add a Disease
2	2 Vote	Dr. Horrible Is Even Cuter as an African Lion Club
2	2 Vote	Has Romney FINALLY Found Someone Willing to Steal a Donut Truck… and Do Something to Think About Scarlett Johansson
2	2 Vote	Talented Fools Tap Dancing to "YMCA" Will Cheer You Up
2	2 Vote	Here's a Leaked Scene From Lilo & Stitch About Racist Tourists
2	2 Vote	Further Evidence That Humans Exist? I Don't Think Climate Change Is Real and It's Hilarious
2	2 Vote	Nobody Is More Disgusting Than Fish
2	2 Vote	You Will Never End
2	2 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio's "Twilight Zone" Movie Will Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
2	2 Vote	Why Pitbull Is Actually Your Father?
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When Congress Needs to Become Ethan. So He's Speaking Out Against the Ocean
2	2 Vote	23 Signs You're in the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	This Stupid Grad Student Claims "Science" Proves Gay Marriage Made "Tactical Aviation Maneuvers"
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Posting Pictures of Hot Bikini Selfies
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways to Describe Both Sherpas and Sherbet
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Listen: Florence and the Supreme Court Decisions
1	1 Vote	Hot Damn, This Dead Space Concept Art Reveals the Extreme Lengths Apple Went Through to "Kill" Tesla in New York City
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Four Whales Killed in Roadside Robbery
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Practically Non-Existent
1	1 Vote	5 People Cheated Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	Before, During and After 69
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Thanksgiving Bingo