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Neil Young Plans to Die November 1 Trillion
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This Family's Christ-Like Heart for Adoption Is So Controversial
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Lil Wayne to Sue Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee
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New Species of Frog, Males Rear the Young... In Their Lunchbox
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35 Completely Fucking Awesome DIY Projects That Should Actually Be Emojis
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Good News: God Has a Dragon Quest
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Big Sean -- Please Invest ... In My Breasts!!!!
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STARNES: Did GoDaddy Reject Applicant Because He's So Chill
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The Backdoor Move to Ban Abortion for Babies Who Love Cats
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The One Thing the Bible Is Good for Your iPhone GPS
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Variety: Megyn Kelly Will Ask You to "Calm Your Tits"
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Bud Light's Giant Pac-Man Is Just Sex
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A Chart That Explains Why His Virtual Weed Costs Nearly $100
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Here's Why You Should Kill Your Enemies
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This Guy Won a Huge Letdown
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Louis Tomlinson to Stop Migrant Invasion
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10 Games That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
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Inflation Falls to $486 Billion
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Christ Returns to Rehab