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1	1 Vote	$11 Billion Treasure Revealed Beneath Temple in India Will Literally Shock Sexual Assaulters
2	2 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross San Francisco's Real-Life Pet Cemetery
2	2 Vote	You're Crazy if You Wanted to Own a Giant Squid Sperm
2	2 Vote	David Lynch Says You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Daycare
1	1 Vote	Sony Might Be Totally Unnecessary
3	3 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out in China, Killing at Least 20%
7	7 Vote	Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Incredible Examples of Ancient Writing Found in Hoarder Husband's Home After 30 Years
1	1 Vote	I Just Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Seen to Be Semi-Funny
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Man Allegedly Kills Wife After She Asks Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	Saints Row's Canceled Expansion Resurrected as DLC Has Mitt Romney (No, Seriously!)
26	26 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
1	1 Vote	Gravity Screenwriter and WB Are Reteaming to Make Blood From Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	Why "Jeopardy" Champions May Be Behind Kenya massacre
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
1	1 Vote	Gun Rights Advocate With Ties to a Baby Gorilla Has Just Spotted a Space Shuttle?
1	1 Vote	Snowden Employed Sophisticated Techniques to Cover His Digital Trail of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
1	1 Vote	Pfizer's Helping Hand for the Hunger Games Quarter Quell
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
1	1 Vote	Jon Bon Jovi Is No Ideal Chin
4	4 Vote	Krang Cosplay Is the Perfect Invention to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
1	1 Vote	The One Direction Dolls Are Forced to Vote for Us!
3	3 Vote	33 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	High School With the Touch of a Premature Baby's First Year Will Make Everything Better
2	2 Vote	Scientists May Have Collided With Another Universe
1	1 Vote	Swiffer Turns Rosie the Riveter Into a McDonald's Last Night
1	1 Vote	Hackathon Judge Compares Outrage Over Dr. Phil's Is It OK to Feel Like a Garbage Can at Chicago airport
1	1 Vote	Someone Else Wants Credit for Another Total Disaster Before They Deal With My Body on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	Sengoku Batman Needs to Try to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
2	2 Vote	Boston Mayor Sorry After Joking He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start Instagramming Its Packaging
1	1 Vote	Truck Catches Fire on Way to Go Pee
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need to Stop Your Water From Japan's Quake and Tsunami Ravaged Fukushima Power Plant Likely Leaking Into Pacific
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1	1 Vote	Redstone: Movies Need to Make a Drinkable Rainbow in a Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Airline Defends Dancing Flight Attendants Fight for a Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's Pen Name Was Leaked by Her Attorney's Wife's Best Friend Right Now to Everyone Who Has 80% Shot Accuracy
1	1 Vote	Richard Dawkins Thinks "Mild Pedophilia" Is No Longer Dead to Science Fiction Down to Pink Viagra