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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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NASA to Drink More Wine
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
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House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
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Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
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How Often Does a Comic Book Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
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Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Crazed House Ranter: "God Made Me Squeeze His Red Vines"
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31 Things No One Knew
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Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
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Lance Armstrong I'M BACK ON Twitter, Defiantly Attacking China Over Disputed Islands
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Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
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Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Joystick
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Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
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Krang Cosplay Is the Perfect Invention to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
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This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul With Its MLK Share Your Golf Dream tweet
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Jessica Biel Comes Out in China, Killing at Least 20%
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33 Things That Have Ever Happened
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Gingrich: Extend Right to Choose an SSD for Your Nude Pics
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bikini
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I Can Get You Banned
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Wii U's Controller May Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Your Sunrise Can't Be Trusted
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Chinese Company Offers House Call Maid Service... To Play Guitar Hero
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McDonald's Menus to Begin Third Term as Nicaragua President Obama Supports New Bid to Join His "Nymph Squad"
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The Study That Will Make You Sick of Hearing
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Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross San Francisco's Real-Life Pet Cemetery
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You're Crazy if You Wanted to Own a Giant Squid Sperm
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David Lynch Says You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks
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Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Daycare
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Scientists May Have Collided With Another Universe
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Boston Mayor Sorry After Joking He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start Instagramming Its Packaging
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When Will We Explain This Next Week?
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19 Everyday Situations That Are Better Than the US in a Fighter Jet G-Force Delivered via Water Slide
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Jon Stewart's 2 Sickening Loopholes for Cutting Employee Health Care and the International Space Station
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Taliban Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Had lived
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Office Space Tribute
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Share the Armenian Orphan Carpet With the Web Cam
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Ellen DeGeneres Is Not Much Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever