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Yer Doing It Wrong Anyway
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This Robot Butt Is a Big Shiny Mistake but I Can't to Resist Temptation
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You Know About Pistachios
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Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent the End of Hunger Strikes in Somalia
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Obamacare Will Help You Lose Weight
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Abortion and the Beast
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
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Two Guys Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real (In Beijing)
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Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the First 12 Minutes of SundanceTV's "The Red Road"
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43 Pets Who Know My Sins
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Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
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Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
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Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
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Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
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An Interviewer Asks an Expert Shit-Talker
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A Straight Guy Tries
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How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
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Why Everyone Hates Your Weirdo Subway Ads
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
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Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
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Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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This Guy Tries
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These Are Some Answers
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Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
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Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg
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Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
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This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
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Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
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The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals