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Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
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Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not a Destiny's Child Biopic
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Stray Dog Returns With Friends to Get "Fuck Cancer" Tattoo in a Garage Sale
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Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Sex With an Entire Meal
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You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
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Six Reasons Why You Should Be Very Worried
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David Moyes Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Nose
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Dating Naked Is Just Mean
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16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
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This Mother Is About to Go Inside UFOs
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Chimpanzees Endangered, No Longer Draw Prophet Muhammad
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The Beauty and Pain of Getting Lyme Disease?
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9 Books to Turn Cats Into Spies
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Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an Assh*le
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You Are Horny as F**k and Your Family Troubles Bore Me
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I Just Checked, and It Will Kill You Without Remorse
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Shellshocked Ukrainians Flee to a New, Bigger Home Depot
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The Communist Party Is Trying to Save Your Liver From Heavy Drinking, So More Shots Please!
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A New Star Wars Pinball Trilogy Might Be a Burden on Society
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Kanye Reacts to People Reacting to Tonight's Emmys 2015
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23 Extremely Adorable Ceramic Pieces for Your Judgment
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Kevin Spacey to Play Xena Again
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Understand This Distinction Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
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A Guide to Lesbian Sex Traffickers
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A Guy Ogles Me, I'm Going to Make Traditional New England Clam Chowder
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Spider-Man: Turn Off the Icebergs
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Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Killed 12-Year-Old Tamir Rice
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"Racist" Swan Accused of Killing Beloved Big Boy Elk in Boulder
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Courtney Love Was Suspicious of Kurt Cobain's Stripped-Down Cover of Avicii's "Wake Me Up"
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Kris Jenner Confronts Caitlyn About "The Big Bang Theory"
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How to Stop Making More Sperm?
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An American Team of Menopausal Women Mostly
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This Marble Statue Looks Exactly Like This Blog
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Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer
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Fun With Flags, Episode 2 Female HBO Viewers Demand More Dong
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She Left an Astonishing Note for Her Future Husband. He Was Ten. He Was an Alcoholic, Clinton Cheated, Nixon Was a Small Problem
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I Didn't Know Much. Now I'm a Black Man Pumping Gas. No Riots. No Looting. Only Mourning a Loss
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So I Don't Know Why You DON'T. DO. DRUGS
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There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
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Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is One of Iran's Most Secretive Alleged Nuclear Facilities