Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

204	204 Vote	This Galaxy Is Pretty Hard to Leave
29	29 Vote	Great Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
7	7 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Lambs
5	5 Vote	Apple Takes Control of Evolution
6	6 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Turn Kurt Cobain's Boyhood Home Into a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
7	7 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
7	7 Vote	Stop Turning Everything I Do Into a Hitchcockian Thriller
9	9 Vote	How Playboy Pissed Off the Green Goblin
27	27 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
9	9 Vote	This Congresswoman Thinks You Are Too Damn Sexy
70	70 Vote	Porcupine Named Kemosabe Eats a $145 Bowl of Oatmeal
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
5	5 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Just Broke
83	83 Vote	Animals That Are Actually Fake
6	6 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
9	9 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Bacon
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
5	5 Vote	Fisherman Finds a Bull Shark With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
5	5 Vote	HealthCare.gov Getting Better, Unless You Speak Arabic. I Promise
6	6 Vote	Hulk Smashes Everything in Its Natural Habitat
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
8	8 Vote	Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
5	5 Vote	He-Man and the Impact on Hispanic Voters
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
7	7 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	18 Cute Things You Never Knew About Cornbread
10	10 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Marry
8	8 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Since the 80s
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
11	11 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
14	14 Vote	Congressman Lewis: Congress Doesn't Share Values of the Ninja Turtles
6	6 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Folding Wheel
22	22 Vote	Charming Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Strike Syria May Result in "Major Regional War"
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2

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