Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Eat
9	9 Vote	Pikachu Is the Key to Parallel Universes
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
12	12 Vote	5 Horrifying Truths About Being a Ninja
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
82	82 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Bombs
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
27	27 Vote	20 Recipes to Help People Die
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
111	111 Vote	1 Billion People in the World Could Learn a Thing
63	63 Vote	The Subtle Art of Air Swimming
35	35 Vote	A Brief Guide to the Basement
42	42 Vote	People Are Just "Jokes"
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
5	5 Vote	8 Customers Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship