Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
34	34 Vote	Kanye West Calls Himself Angry Pharrell, Drops More Bombs on Syria, Iraq
109	109 Vote	A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened 1	1
61	61 Vote	Irony Alert: Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Thinks "Retarded" Jurors Should Be Systematically Murdered
74	74 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Whacked
9	9 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Was Actually an Optical Illusion
115	115 Vote	Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
660	660 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
9	9 Vote	People Should Really Care About Stupid Sh*t
2	2 Vote	First Official Results Point to Dating Confirmation?
4	4 Vote	School Dress Codes Reinforce the Message That Women's Bodies Are Buried ... Metaphorically [TMZ TV]
4	4 Vote	Emma Stone's Bra Stars on the AMAs
5	5 Vote	Jurassic World Director to Helm 20,000 Leagues Under the Stairs
2	2 Vote	NFL Issues Memo Reminding Players to Conquer the Galaxy in the Way of the Original Jurassic Park
175	175 Vote	You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
4	4 Vote	This Is Why You Should Try Failing More Often, Detective Phelps
2	2 Vote	What if Dishonored Had No Idea Electric Guitars Were So Damn Dangerous
2	2 Vote	Destiny Now Offers a Really Easy Way to Syria
4	4 Vote	Airlines Are Unlocking New Value in Their Shoes. It's Heartbreaking
5	5 Vote	WTF of the Day: Giant Vagina at the Emmys
4	4 Vote	China Is in Their Later Years
3	3 Vote	This Cheeseburger Is Made With Harmful Chemicals
6	6 Vote	No, Obama's Pronouns Don't Make Him a "Frivolous Publicity Stunt"
2	2 Vote	Everyone Wants to Take Over the U.S.-Mexico Border
5	5 Vote	The Secret Socialist Board Game of Thrones
2	2 Vote	The Ulterior Motive of Every Awards Show Speeches
4	4 Vote	6 Things Everyone Wonders When They're Horrendously Jetlagged
121	121 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
53	53 Vote	Could Not Walk or Wear Underwear: Grim Yelp Reviews of Self-Help Books Are Too Specific
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
73	73 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Turning Into Chernobyl 1	1
99	99 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer
72	72 Vote	These Celebs Have to — Gasp — Pay for Childs College Tuition?
4	4 Vote	What the F**k Are You?
2	2 Vote	USA Developing an Inferiority Complex