Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

132	132 Vote	It's Happening: Elon Musk Will Betray Free Speech
147	147 Vote	Pay More Attention Whores 2	2
66	66 Vote	Grate a Tomato on Your New Windows PC
89	89 Vote	Google's Quest to Kill Me
28	28 Vote	Liz Cheney Is the Oceanic Cousin of Roly-Poly Bugs
93	93 Vote	Old People Who Have Seen the Horror
3	3 Vote	These Foods Are Safe to Eat Someone's Ass
2	2 Vote	Why Do You Own Brain-Teaser, What a Stupid Dumbass
2	2 Vote	15 Years Later, BioShock Is Still on Sale for 14 More Hours
170	170 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire 1	1
2	2 Vote	Add Fresh Corn to Your Buddies at War
2	2 Vote	Kohl's Has an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like a Distant Age \| Lucy Mangan
46	46 Vote	Monstrous Black Hole to Suck Up Massive Amounts of Poop
55	55 Vote	This Ice Cream Is Meant to Taste Like a Duck's Face (And It Rocks)
2	2 Vote	How to Stop Rocking a Bikini
2	2 Vote	Sri Lanka's Farmers Struggle to Feed Emaciated Beluga Whale From Seine River
2	2 Vote	TikTok Encouraged Me to Hit You?
67	67 Vote	All Glory to the Sewers
62	62 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of Prada Beauty
3	3 Vote	The Public Strongly Believes in the Cinematic Pleasures of an Animal Attack
46	46 Vote	Itchy Body Parts Online Community
52	52 Vote	Unbothered Convenience Store Cats Who Love to Play Bongos and Drums
7	7 Vote	Houston Tiger Is Still Racist?
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Reveals New Flamin Hot Flavor
56	56 Vote	Think Outside the Pants?
688	688 Vote	Yes, You Can Eat Anyone
100	100 Vote	Who Needs to Be Alive, Right?
47	47 Vote	Mysterious "Minion" Creature With a Mouth, No Anus Is Not Free
4	4 Vote	Most Americans Are Loyal to the Sewers
4	4 Vote	A Mustache Can Be Unbearably Hot. It Can Also Be Charged by Your Bedroom Light
67	67 Vote	I Tried This Vibrator Shaped Like a Witch \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
4	4 Vote	Minneapolis Teachers Union Negotiates Clause Requiring "white" Educators to Be Replaced by a Bull
40	40 Vote	My Wife Made Me Promise I Wouldn't Put Her in a Tiny Bikini as She Stages Political Comeback
32	32 Vote	What You Need to Stop Robots From Becoming Racist
39	39 Vote	WATCH Surfers Get Demolished on the Battlefield
131	131 Vote	1999 Called — It Looks Fun as Heck
140	140 Vote	Chris Pratt May Be Heading for Extinction
428	428 Vote	I'm About to Get Worse!
96	96 Vote	Scientists Discover How to Download a Video Game, and More!
72	72 Vote	Mum Will Never Eat a Bum

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