Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
5	5 Vote	Seth Rogen Continue to Shrink
8	8 Vote	Bean: The Hour of Intensity
43	43 Vote	19 Signs You're in a Party
9	9 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Great Dane 1	1
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
12	12 Vote	The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Someone Who Has Alzheimer's Disease
7	7 Vote	Nicki Minaj Talks About Wanting to Pee?
6	6 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to Dumb Americans, Because MURICA
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
95	95 Vote	A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
6	6 Vote	Senate Plan to Turn No Into Yes
15	15 Vote	America's Creepiest Abandoned Amusement Park Accident Severs Girl's Feet
4	4 Vote	2 Sentences Repeated Over and Over Again
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
47	47 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
4	4 Vote	Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get F**King Caught
9	9 Vote	Pope Francis and the Lesbian Rumor
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7