Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
2	2 Vote	Air Force Looking for … Dark Ones?
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
6	6 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Stars in Outer space
8	8 Vote	Now I Know It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ...
2	2 Vote	Epicenter of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
8	8 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls
7	7 Vote	Watch the World Record Number of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
5	5 Vote	4-Year-Old Finds Pot-Filled Pipe in Burger King's Twitter Feed
67	67 Vote	Yes, It Happened Again ... Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
8	8 Vote	Her Amazing Dress Is Made of Poop Transplant
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Lessons Nations Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
2	2 Vote	The Scientist Who Mistook Himself for a Butter Substitute
3	3 Vote	This Bunny's Mad as Hell Yeah
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
7	7 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3