Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
76	76 Vote	Dave the Cat Who Wears Tights
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?
95	95 Vote	This Family Built an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook 1	1
123	123 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
49	49 Vote	Come With Me to the Manic Pixie Dream Fund
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
176	176 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea 1	1
34	34 Vote	Black Licorice Is Made From... Hemp?
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
5	5 Vote	The Guy Who Regrets His Abortion
3	3 Vote	After Moving in to an Apartment. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
2	2 Vote	I've Had a Heart Rate Monitor and GPS Watch During Sex. 0.15 Miles, New Record

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