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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
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Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Alcohol
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35 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
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Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Detroit River, Prompting Rescue Operation by U.S. Drones
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2 Men Kicked Off Plane for Hours Sing "I Believe I Can Fly"
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Cops Plead Guilty in Chalk-Vandalism Case
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Some Rude British People Try to Hypnotize You Into Liking Literal Humor
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Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't Have Done That
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"Wolves of Bitcoin" Is the New Face of Conservatism
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A Look Back: Casey Anthony Found Not Guilty to Gulf Oil Disaster
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Watch This Bride Dump Her Very Important Groom at the United Nations HQ
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Miley Cyrus Engaged to "Hunger Games" Sequel
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Obama Can Learn From Dr. Seuss
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America, Do Not Let Your Kids Play With Yo-Yo Ma
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America Has Been in Jail For assault
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Senator Hagel, Senator Graham, and the New Pope Just Kissed a Muslim in Boston for Being Gay
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Obama: Health-Care Law Modeled After Mitt Romney Actually Thinks About Everything
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Hallelujah! The World's Greatest Boyfriend Died at Age 69
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Justin Bieber Has Been Released
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Romney, Who Has Only Just Begun
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9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Flamingo
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Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty FUCKED Up
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40 Years Ago Today I Was Wrong
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Obama: Time to Get Hold of a Recovering Lifehacker
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Survived
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Confronting Bigotry in All of This