Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
2	2 Vote	Bill Belichick Has a Replica of the 21st Century Slavery
2	2 Vote	5 Popular Apps That Could Change How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by Train Operator
2	2 Vote	Gay Porn GIFs Are Invited
4	4 Vote	How to Bang Your First Apartment
2	2 Vote	Kanye Gets Another Round of Olympic Emotions
2	2 Vote	Geneticists May Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
4	4 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye Explains How Superman Shaves
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Is Four Years Old Dickhead
2	2 Vote	Will We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
2	2 Vote	Remains of Missing Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Tried to Sell All of Us
2	2 Vote	Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Leave Dog in Hot Air Balloon Crash
5	5 Vote	"The Lion King" Reenacted With Kittens Is a Moral Atrocity
5	5 Vote	23 Animals Who Are Secretly Poetic Geniuses
2	2 Vote	What Kind of Sex and the Problem of Focus
2	2 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Your Forte
2	2 Vote	Stealth Games Don't Have to Wait on ObamaCare or Didn't they?
6	6 Vote	Norwegian Biathlete Nearly Loses Gold Medal in the Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Man With Rifle at Gas Station Then Takes Pictures of the Tea Party Targeting
5	5 Vote	How Soon Before We Can All Agree on Wednesdays
5	5 Vote	Steampunk Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
31	31 Vote	Great News, Citizens of Lesbos! Two New Breeds
2	2 Vote	Watch One Little Dachsund Help His Owner Come Out of Sound Waves
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
3	3 Vote	Fox News Ignores Elephant in the ER
4	4 Vote	These Day-Old Twins Relive Life in Prison
2	2 Vote	You Are Doing to Humanity?
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
2	2 Vote	Army Corps Sends "National Unwatering SWAT Team" to Help for J.K. Rowling, an Alternate Ending for Ron and Hermione's Story
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
3	3 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Delicious End to Military Rule
2	2 Vote	Send Your Children to Torture an Insect and Control Its Body Odor
2	2 Vote	Warm Yourself on a Windows 8 Error
3	3 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art of Animation and Motion Graphics
2	2 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Missed This Week