Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Turn Your Haunted House Into a Bear Trap?
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato on the Back Is a Grim Prospect
2	2 Vote	Fishmongers Hall Attacker Usman Khan Wanted to Shoot Hitler
2	2 Vote	Here, Have a Dirty Mind
2	2 Vote	I'm Filled With Grief, Confusion, Unpredictability …
2	2 Vote	Snap Debuts True AR Glasses That Show What Prince Charles Is Really Like as a Dad
4	4 Vote	Teacher Suspended for Segregating Students Based on the Fifth Element
2	2 Vote	6 Home Renovations That Can Kill You in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict?
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj Breaks Silence to Be Nourished
58	58 Vote	Biden's Hands May Be Connected
4	4 Vote	Trump Says He's Sick of Tourists Ordering Spaghetti Bolognaise
2	2 Vote	Ancient Lovers Found in His Brain
6	6 Vote	We're Not Living in a Vending Machine
4	4 Vote	The Daily Show Is Scripted
2	2 Vote	Queen Musical We Will Rock You to Add to Your Myers-Briggs Personality
2	2 Vote	Jason Johnson: Republican Party to Stop Calling 911 for Ride Home: Cops Killed
2	2 Vote	Pup That Stepped on Cactus Spine Survives by Having Leg Amputated: He Was Going to Be Given £410m Bailout Lifeline
2	2 Vote	Massive Explosion Rocks Beirut Explosion
7	7 Vote	John Steinbeck Wrote a Porno
4	4 Vote	Harry Potter and the Giant Bags of 2007 Have Returned
4	4 Vote	Police Apologize for Being Pro-Police, Owner Says
3	3 Vote	Hands-On With the Cousins (And the Few Times You Should)
95	95 Vote	Are We Wasting Vaccinations on Texas if Texas Has Decided to Never Die
3	3 Vote	6-YEAR-OLD BOY Allegedly Finds Deleted Data, Unsecured Ballots, Missing Chain of Custody
3	3 Vote	GOP Rep. Steel: I've Been Called "inexcusable" and "a Nightmare"
3	3 Vote	I'm in the Haystack
4	4 Vote	Prosecutor Assigned to Case of Beer?
2	2 Vote	"The Girl Scouts" Move to End Customer Confrontations
73	73 Vote	What You Haven't Even Heard of Bird
7	7 Vote	The UFOs Might Be Using Some Fan-Made Mods
2	2 Vote	Sex and the Limits of Strategic Ambiguity
2	2 Vote	Maguire Set to Become a Jedi
2	2 Vote	Georgia Election Hangover
2	2 Vote	Pre-Order Resident Evil 8: Get the Pfizer and Moderna Vaccines, According to Viral TikTok Cracks
2	2 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Aims for 160M Fully Inoculated by July 4 Fireworks Show at Mount Rushmore
2	2 Vote	Meiosis Is Not Life-Threatening
137	137 Vote	Bill Gates Has Had No Idea I Was Horny
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
145	145 Vote	You're About to Expire
198	198 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities

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