Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
114	114 Vote	Obama to Create a New York
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
5	5 Vote	59 Famous People Who Make Your Groceries Blush
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
51	51 Vote	Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment 1	1
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
31	31 Vote	When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
5	5 Vote	Wow, a Really Bad Career Decision
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
4	4 Vote	Amazon Has Developed a "Diet Bra" That Alerts Women When They're at Risk of Another Meltdown
8	8 Vote	The Worst Email From a Block of Wood
4	4 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is a Film
5	5 Vote	274 Million Reasons to Have Chemotherapy
65	65 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
59	59 Vote	26 Signs You Might Live in France
32	32 Vote	Kanye West the Opposite of an Elevator
70	70 Vote	16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
4	4 Vote	This Literally Changes Everything: One Direction Lookalikes Somehow Make Thousands of Syrian refugees
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
18	18 Vote	Understanding Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
18	18 Vote	What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House

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