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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
133	133 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
197	197 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
193	193 Vote	"Hellboy 3" May Be Using His Penis
115	115 Vote	Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
194	194 Vote	I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other TV Shows
119	119 Vote	Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass 1	1
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
212	212 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
109	109 Vote	You Will Be Repainted
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
116	116 Vote	Disney Is Going Amish, Finally
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
141	141 Vote	Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger 1	1
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
70	70 Vote	I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
96	96 Vote	There Will Be Pussies
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
155	155 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Mystery of The Day