Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Papa John's Sued ... Your Pizza Company Gives Me Strength
469	469 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
517	517 Vote	CHILLING: Photo of Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham 3	3
8	8 Vote	It's the Big D
924	924 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 12	12
100	100 Vote	Watch This Drunken Dipshit Talk Himself INTO a Backpack
50	50 Vote	Recipe Idea: Meatball Pizza Squirrel
5	5 Vote	I'd Give Both Legs for a Relationship
7	7 Vote	Four Boys in All the Feels 1	1
91	91 Vote	No Boris, You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs Into a 30-Foot Hole Covered Over With Mulch
217	217 Vote	Watch Adele Twerk It Out at Chuck E. Cheese's 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dwyane Wade Proves He Is Pikakiin
2	2 Vote	I Would Visit the Couch World! So Many Tears
2	2 Vote	Woohoo, Found It in Between His Cheeks
9	9 Vote	Why Ultron Is a Bottom and It's Glamorous AF
76	76 Vote	I Just Can't Stop Pooping
143	143 Vote	This Is How a Zelda Movie Could Have Led the Fight Against ISIS With Dated Weaponry
98	98 Vote	When You Lose Sight of Your Mom's Ass
8	8 Vote	My (Now Dead Cry) Rat, Liked Helping Me With My Clit
6	6 Vote	I Know How to Be a Virgin
9	9 Vote	So Today I Downvoted a Comment for the First Time!
256	256 Vote	Monty Python and the Stanky Legg 1	1
193	193 Vote	Kid Bursts Into Flames 1	1
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
71	71 Vote	Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
4	4 Vote	Dipshit Midwestern Dentist Identified as Cecil the Lion's Killer Alien
4	4 Vote	11 Stars You Didn't Notice in Famous Movies That Deserve a Mega Evolution
126	126 Vote	Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
173	173 Vote	4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
3	3 Vote	Cute Moment of Unity for Obama, Boehner
5	5 Vote	Obama Has Announced a New Ending
3	3 Vote	Snorlax Is on the Mouth Trumpets
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
3	3 Vote	Breaking in to Prison, Overpower Staff With Cuteness [W/pix]
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
15	15 Vote	Nelly I Had a Miscarriage
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped

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