Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)

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