Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	How Can I Adopt You?
4	4 Vote	Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Sparks Crazy-Juice Fueled Religious Debate
3	3 Vote	Boston Bomber Was Identified, Arrested, Got a Doublespeak Headache
2	2 Vote	There's Something Weird About These Accusations
3	3 Vote	Worms in Your Uterus
7	7 Vote	Here's Who's Eating Dinner at Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog
2	2 Vote	Here's to Stylish Masculinity for Everyone but Street Cleaners
99	99 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Actually Fake
18	18 Vote	The 9 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Kiddie Pool
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
29	29 Vote	Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
8	8 Vote	Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
63	63 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
14	14 Vote	Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2	2 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
2	2 Vote	What Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
48	48 Vote	Adam Levine's Scent Smells Like 5 Teenage Boys
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time