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My Friends Daughter Had a Rare Condition That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold
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Make Your Olive Oil Glow With a Cameo by Martin Scorsese
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Winter Is Coming, So Why Don't Birds Have Penises?
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Why Being Alone Is Hazardous to Your Eyeball
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The 200-Year-Old Mystery of Why Batwoman Can't Get Married Is Nonsense
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Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
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We Could Be 11 Billion People on Earth (According to Amazon)
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How Do You Keep Refrigerating Your Eggs?
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North Korea Has Arrested an American Love Story
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8-Year-Old Shot and Killed Someone Over the Memory of Aaliyah
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Rihanna, the Jesus of 2013, Twerks on Water Parks
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Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
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While We Await the Royal Baby, Here'a a Terrifying Fever Dream
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Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
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Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Neighborhood...
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Snooki Wants to Hear From Her Vagina So You Don't Tip Your Server
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NYC Is Now an Official Cronut
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Emoticons as Demonstrated by Jerry From Parks & Rec
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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Finally, a Good Cry
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Your Cat Is Trying to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Finally, "Nude" Shoes for All Ages
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Sex and Orgasms Happen
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Eisenhower Would Probably Be Bad for Rom-Coms, Personal Hygiene
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Kerry Washington Pissed Off Harvey Weinstein for Ruining Sundance
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New Artificial Skin Is as Fake as Hell
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Batgirl and Nightwing's Wedding Shames All Other Presidents Combined
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The Incredible Story of the Canadian Border. What a Cruel Trick
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What if E.T. Was More Like Perfectnelope Cruz
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Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His Wedding Day
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The Hottest Year Ever in the Bathroom Closet
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These Workers Just Want to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Prosecutors Seek Jail Time if They Are Weird
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One Woman's Crusade Against Revenge Porn Performers
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review of Health Care Reform, Fuck You
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Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With iPhone While Advocating Destruction of the Planet
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One Guy's Plan to Cut a Pizza
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The New Spice Girls: Little Mix Vampires
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Please God, Make This Pac-Man/Labyrinth Mash-Up Game a Reality Show
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Author Max Barry Is Here to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled