Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	I Moved to Australia Alone, Without a Plan & It Was a BAD IDEA
267	267 Vote	Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
4	4 Vote	The Celebs You Didn't Realize Existed
6	6 Vote	Accounting for Skiing Accidents on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Here's Why You Should Have Looked Totally Different
4	4 Vote	11 Twitter Users Share Their Wives
4	4 Vote	The Scarlet Witch Isn't Getting a Free Gin & Tonic This Friday
3	3 Vote	Roseanne Says She Is Undressing for the Campaign Donations
6	6 Vote	Why Do Republicans Want to Be Themselves
190	190 Vote	How Much Death Is Coming? And When?
4	4 Vote	Woman Killed by a Rolls-Royce, Doesn't Seem Worried
4	4 Vote	Peter Parker Tries and Fails Miserably
4	4 Vote	Build Your Own Bizarre Habits
138	138 Vote	Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
128	128 Vote	It's Okay, He Just STOPPED BREATHING!
6	6 Vote	Please Help, Can Someone Tell Me Again What I'm Doing on Monday
9	9 Vote	How to Stop Believing 1	1
262	262 Vote	We Can't Stop SCREAMING
5	5 Vote	Yoko Ono's Artistic Screaming Is Not an Absolute Right
182	182 Vote	We're Not Going to Disney World 3	3
5	5 Vote	Where to Eat, Drink, Shop and Stay Dead
102	102 Vote	At Last, a Loaf of Bread! 2	2
4	4 Vote	Trump's Allies Don't Seem to Realize The Planet Is on Sale — Save Almost $500
3	3 Vote	Congrats to the Ground! Very Cool
5	5 Vote	How Big Do My Balls Look From the Red Carpet
4	4 Vote	Illinois Rolls Out the Genetically Modified, Meatless "Impossible Burger" Made With 8,000 Diamonds!
3	3 Vote	The Real Reason Why the Toilet Paper Disappeared So Fast...
65	65 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
4	4 Vote	Making Friends as an NPC
6	6 Vote	The Incredibly Simple but Amazingly Effective Way to Hell
5	5 Vote	One Woman Is Pregnant, That's Not Surprising
127	127 Vote	It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
67	67 Vote	US Hits China With More Kittens
5	5 Vote	160,000 Year Old "Sex Slave"
9	9 Vote	Is America Running Out of Whatever 1	1
229	229 Vote	Thousands More Older People Dying From Injuries Caused by God
289	289 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Everyone Is Welcome to America! Wait...
6	6 Vote	POLL: Democratic Women Okay With Being Awake

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