Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	But... But I Have To
3	3 Vote	5 Fascinating Sex Secrets From a Flooded Cave
33	33 Vote	Abbott and DeSantis Promise to Put on a S***load of Weight
96	96 Vote	BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye 1	1
89	89 Vote	I've Never Been Harder!
105	105 Vote	Pet Duck Born With a Student Loan
44	44 Vote	Drug Cartel Slaughters at Least Half of Americans
48	48 Vote	I'm Being Stalked by My Bra
82	82 Vote	My Brother Died and My Mood Instantly Improved
2	2 Vote	LIBERAL MELTDOWN: Elon Musk Offers Iranians Uncensored Internet Access
98	98 Vote	Mars Is Littered With 15,694 Pounds of Fentanyl
114	114 Vote	I Would Like to Be Blown Up
114	114 Vote	Biden Offers Condolences to King, Then Tells How He Invented Homosexuality
2	2 Vote	My Boyfriend and He Isn't Wrong
109	109 Vote	Oh I Knew It, Pikachu Is Evil! 1	1
51	51 Vote	VIDEO: The Queen's Death Toll
86	86 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Being Eliminated
34	34 Vote	WATCH: Escaped Chimpanzee Taken Back to New York Comic Con
81	81 Vote	Poll: More Than Just Sussy
182	182 Vote	Pixar Is Making overt Nuclear Threats
196	196 Vote	We Thought We'd Die of Hunger. Now We Know About Eggs
80	80 Vote	Netflix Is Now an Apocalyptic Wasteland
36	36 Vote	The Next Three Hours, You Can Get Pregnant
113	113 Vote	WATCH: Today, the Police Will Kill You
193	193 Vote	Humankind's Cities Can Now Be Turned Into Flesh
43	43 Vote	👉 How Is This Real?
60	60 Vote	This Just In: Nobody Cares About Your Fish Love!
94	94 Vote	Biden's Coronavirus Adviser Says the Word "Glass" While Looking Out of the Window
124	124 Vote	Today Is No Longer Possible
2	2 Vote	Depression Forms, Forecast to Turn Into "kitty Cat" When It Discovers a Tree Swing in Colorado
74	74 Vote	Joe Biden Declare War on Goblins
128	128 Vote	Father of Five Dies After Month-Long Battle With Angelina Jolie: Source
112	112 Vote	Raging Karen Went Wild and Cultivated Potatoes
84	84 Vote	My Goal Is to Blame a Ghost — Yes, an Actual Ghost
3	3 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Death Toll
58	58 Vote	I'm a Car Submerged in Pond
187	187 Vote	The Man Who Simply Grills
2	2 Vote	Douglas Booth With Another Douglas Booth
67	67 Vote	Stoners Don't Lack Motivation, According to Cats
2	2 Vote	I Woulda Walked Out With a SHOTGUN

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