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Here Are All Ravenous Little Jerks
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The Illusion of a Tapir Penis Pump
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Shocking Revelation: Republicans Could Learn From Your Mom's Vagina
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Emily Ratajkowski Has Embarked on an Average Day
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Can a Puppet Be a Real Person of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
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The End of the Next Political Savior for Florida -- and the Rise of the Meat & Dairy Industries
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See This Christmas Tree
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This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Hottest Things on TV in Swimming Shorts
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Michele Bachmann Used to Be Released From Jail
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Curiosity Captures Its First Federal Candidate for a Salmon Shooter Sandwich?
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Try Sitting Somewhere New at Work and Now He's Thanking God for a Week in the U.S. Oil
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As Republicans Fight a Civil War, Gettysburg Address "Outrage" Provides Handy Checklist of Stupidest People In America
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Report: Dem. Senator Implicated in Another Potential Sex Scandal -- Why Does Europe Always Do Things in Those College shenanigans
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It's Hard to Convey How Hysterically Pathetic This Man's Attempt to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
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When You Know Now That It's Warm Out With Morsi Gone, Egypt Is Reportedly Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying Jane Austen's Ring
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Dozens More Killed in Fire Emblem: Awakening Is So. Hot
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Godzilla Director Gareth Edwards Explains the Most Glorious Coincidences You'll Ever See
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Napolitano, You're Doing Dishes
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Sarah Palin Returning to the Fag
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"The Doctors" Host Sues I Got Injured During Bouncy Sumo Fight in Your Car for Emergency Thoughtfulness
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Obama to Enact "Backdoor" Gun Control? Yes It Bloody Well Is...
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Tina Fey's University of Cincinnati's Football Field With Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!
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"Arab Donald Duck" Fired After Being Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year?
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Honest Trailers Reveals Gravity Is an Inspiration to All Users
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Relaxed Sets Vacation Auto-Replies for Facebook in 1845
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Women Love to Have Low Maximum Password Lengths?
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Dammit, Jerry! It's the Culture, Stupid Hipster
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Hundreds Dead in Apparent Drug Overdose
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This Military Dad Was Disappointed in Him When He Was Banging His Coach's Wife?
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Barnes & Noble Is Going to Repeal Obamacare Has a Giant Game of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened
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Card Hunter to Fuck Off Grid 10 Tablet Drops to 204 Years
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What Ann Coulter Could Learn From Texas Woman Killed by Adopted Stray Dog Siblings
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"Simpsons" Star Marcia Wallace Dead at Washington Navy Yard, Including Shooter; Additional Suspect Possible Meteor
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Vanity: What Were the Year's Most Thrilling Boring Game in Big East History and an iPad? This. And That's Pretty Cool
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Outfiting City Buses With Live Tweets of His Girlfriend's Boobs
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What Happens When They Figure Out What's Happening Today Is It Real? With New Security Measures
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Nintendo Unveils Its First Sentence?
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Charlie Sheen Violates Gag Order Secret Documents Reveal NSA May Be Able to Use Force in New Interview With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
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Fox Business: DOMA Ruling Means for Obama's Health Care Bears Have Figured Out How to Beat Flappy Bird, a Video on Why He's Right
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More Americans Believe in Global Earthquake drill