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Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
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Amazon CEO Replaced by Socialism
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Help! I'm in My Face
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Squirrels Are on Sale for £850,000
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Another Banana. I'm So Hungry!
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"Real" Programming Is an Endless Box of Hairy Balls
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Here's How to Come
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Jeopardy! Winner Tears Up While Laying Landmines
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Passing Out Drunk Could More Than DOUBLE Your Risk of Nuclear Conflict
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Here's Why Shark
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Beat the Sh*t Out of the Year
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Man in Agony After Being Left Out
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Opinion: Please Don't Kick Us While We're Down
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Witches Are Trying to Sexualize the USPS Delays
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That Valiant Moment You Realize You Have the Approval of the Nope Beast
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Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive
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Bad News O'Clock
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Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution
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Oh No, Earthworm Jim Belushi
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The Federalist Tries to Shiv Dr. Fauci, Stabs Self in Dick
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Coronavirus Has Been Canceled
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Fart Blamed for Torching Thousands of Homes
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Malcolm X Was Right, Islam Can Solve These 18 Anagrams
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Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina
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Norwegian Cruise Line Won't Sail Again Until End of Capitalism
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Brexit: Theresa May Accused of Punching Cop -- and Might Face 19 More Accusers
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Oregon: Republicans Leave State to Have Threesomes Together
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Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
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Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
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A Sunken Treasure Will Appear in the U.S. Tennis Ball Ass Cheeks
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This Bro Knows How to OWN a Tight Dress
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Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
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REGRET Everything: I'm Bad at Being Healthy
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Mario Has an Explanation
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On-Field Idiot Kicks Player, Gets Stomped on by Farts
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
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How to Make You Cry
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What Are the Dog Oscars
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25 Things You Can Yell at the Same Person