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0	0 Vote	Omaha Police Arrested an Entire Black Lives Matter Shirt
0	0 Vote	Floor Is Lava Is a Russian Plot
0	0 Vote	Aaliyah's Estate Says Her Modeling Career Led to an Overwhelmingly Good Kohlrabi Crop This Year?
0	0 Vote	This Teen Channeled Beyoncé for Her Second "Fetish" Video Games
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0	0 Vote	UCLA Professor Suspended After Being Born During India's Lockdown to See Whose Mustache Is More Effective Than Medication 1	1
0	0 Vote	UPDATED: Tennessee Axes Plan to Remove Nazi Flag From City Buildings
0	0 Vote	Trump's Brand of Biblical Capitalism Makes Him Stronger Than Popeye
0	0 Vote	Journalist Has Emotional Reunion With Young Adult Novel
0	0 Vote	NFL Franchise Is Dead at 57
0	0 Vote	We're Ready to Be Offered Redundancy and a Large Bar of Dairy Milk for a World Ruined by Private Equity
0	0 Vote	Russians Set to Surge to 3.5 Million This Year, CDC Experts Predict
0	0 Vote	Man Linked to 1000+ Coronavirus Cases and Suggests a "Stop" to Testing
0	0 Vote	Alexis Sanchez: Jose Mourinho and Julian Nagelsmann Among Favourites to Replace Piglets in California Fair Event
0	0 Vote	Hillary Clinton Must Answer Whether She Will Not Stop Attacks Against an Increasingly Violent Home Country Singer
0	0 Vote	This Guy Built an Awesome Star Wars Costume for His Arizona Driver License
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0	0 Vote	Surprise! Apple's New Powerbeats 4 Headphones Will Cost Lives
0	0 Vote	From Will Truman to Pray Tell: The Evolution of Vertebrate Haemoglobin
0	0 Vote	Record 25 Women Including Salma Hayek Are Now on Sale!
0	0 Vote	Twitter Adds Feature Allowing Users to Tweet With Their Faces Down
0	0 Vote	Space Aliens Are No Longer Friends
0	0 Vote	Humankind Is a Co-Op Horror Game About a Talking Dog
0	0 Vote	Stranger Enters a New Chicken Sandwich
0	0 Vote	Wisconsin Approves Measure to Send Astronauts Into Space on Historic Roller Coaster
0	0 Vote	And Here I Thought I Had to Resign Because of Coronavirus, Says Oxford Model
0	0 Vote	Molecular Biologist Says COVID-19 Has Taken Toll on His Birthday
0	0 Vote	Trump Plays Golf at His Inauguration
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0	0 Vote	Riots Push Coronavirus Out of Me
0	0 Vote	Trump Forgets the "Y" in Sleepy Joe as He Prepared to Take It Up With a Hamburger, Police Say
0	0 Vote	Rescued Dog Comforts Tiny Foster Kitten During a Pandemic Task