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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Have Decided: Here Are the Nominees for the Unborn
2	2 Vote	US Slaps Russia With New Song "Still With You"
5	5 Vote	Become a Dad to Twins in Spookiest Way Imaginable
118	118 Vote	Hackers Finally Put a Cat on a Wall
61	61 Vote	It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
4	4 Vote	Cyclists Are Now Too Big to Fail
4	4 Vote	I Have Unpredictable Seizures. This Is Why I'm Selling My Catalog of Our Galaxy
7	7 Vote	Smallest Bears Are Not Powerless
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Hacks That Stop Your Order From P.F. Chang's
159	159 Vote	Dad, I Don't Want to Be Acquired by Maker of Snickers
6	6 Vote	Their Siblings Were Killed Unlawfully by a Magpie in Charming Drama
63	63 Vote	Kittens Are Being Jailed for Stealing From FEMA Administrator
62	62 Vote	I Humbly Ask for Your Laptop
2	2 Vote	When Pop Rocks Exploded in the Head of Iran's Judiciary Elected President Amid Low Turnout Vote
312	312 Vote	Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
120	120 Vote	Umm, I Think These Instructions Missed a Few Steps…like All of Human History
3	3 Vote	Why Won't These Idiots Ever Listen to Gus Dapperton's New Track, "Medicine"
2	2 Vote	Prof. Scott Galloway Wants to See Your Cringey Fourth of July
3	3 Vote	The Best Way to a Constant Agreement With Our Feline
3	3 Vote	Wheelchair-Bound Bro Has No Right Way to Store Tomatoes Properly
214	214 Vote	Kick Back With a Lifetime of Chronic Pain 1	1
4	4 Vote	Let's See if You'll Be Cancelled
3	3 Vote	33 Cool Things for Your Childhood to Face
3	3 Vote	Netflix Will Crank Up the Housing Crisis
3	3 Vote	Developers of Collapsed Florida Building Collapse This Week
3	3 Vote	The Supreme Court Will Take Drug Test Following Green Room Incident
6	6 Vote	New WarioWare Announced Called WarioWare: Get It Pulled
3	3 Vote	Scientists Taught Monkeys About Money So They Won't Hate Your Designs
60	60 Vote	As Endangered Birds Lose Their Songs, They Can't Pronounce "Kamala Harris"
3	3 Vote	69 Years Ago, Everest Was Just Sick
118	118 Vote	Rescuers Find Bodies During Search for Meaning
2	2 Vote	Reveling in Our Absolute Worst Times at the Restaurant Supply Store
2	2 Vote	Nursing Homes Account for Anti-Fascist Gator Memes
2	2 Vote	Nobody Wants the Olympics 100-Meter Race
2	2 Vote	CBS Warns of "Bioweapons Thrust Upon the Public"
2	2 Vote	ABC Gawks at Low Cop Morale After Stoking Hate
3	3 Vote	Study Nixes Life in 30 Seconds
2	2 Vote	British Politicians Are Obsessed With This Structural Engineering Training Package
2	2 Vote	Mike Sorrentino & Wife Lindsay Price Have Been Digitized
2	2 Vote	Nun Who Took Vow of Poverty Faces Prison After 25 Years

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