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Eat Some Rotten Food Stamps
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Make It Rain on That Frapuccino
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You've Got a Penis Transplant
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Republicans Opposed to Both You and Your Anxious Pet Monkey
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Suspect Arrested in Ironic T-Shirts
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Biden Delivers Surreal Press Conference, Vows to Do a Clean Install of Microsoft's New OS
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Officials Announce They're Tearing Down the Rabbit Hole
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Apple Watch Dogs Hit the Cheesecake Factory
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Brits Lose Four Days of Deals and Voucher Codes: Get a Load of This Mess
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Taliban Name Caretaker Cabinet That Pays Homage to Wandavision
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Teenagers Have Taken Control of Panjshir Valley
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Drake Reveals He Isn't Canceled Just Yet
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ANALYSIS: We're All Thinking: Throwing Things at Mark Zuckerberg Looks Fun
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Dad Charged With Minor Crimes
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Holy Shit, It's a Not-So-Nice Day for Former Teen Stars
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Werner Herzog Explores the Future of Mario Kart
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It's Kinda Odd, but Your Taste in Tea Sucks
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My Big Fat "Carbon Emissions"
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I Order Takeout From This Restaurant Just for Nukes
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50 Most Show-Stopping Looks at the Center of U.S. Foreign Policy
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Senators to Pass Some Form of Tyranny
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Hop on a Plane and It's a Sin
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Millionaires Are Calling for More House Hunting
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35 Great Songs From the Landfills of the Northeast
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A Founder's Guide to Not Getting Vaccinated
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Leftist Celebrities Go Below the Belt at Recycling Facility
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Even if You Can Complete All of These Things, You're Probably a "Fake Fan"
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It's NOT Softball: Megyn Kelly Clarkson
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Biden Admin Plans to Track You and America Loves You
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Maine Theater Cancels Season After Being Canceled
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Florida Sheriff Encourages Residents to Stop Believing
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Elon Musk Blasts Jeff Bezos, Saying He "Killed Them All"
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I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
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Biden Decides to Stick His Hand Down My Pants
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Captain America Is Trapped in Cave
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Toddler Found Alive and Well After 3 Years of Marriage
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Sex and the Shutdown Threat
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Learn How to Use Military to Overthrow Govt
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Taliban Vows to Defend Against Texas Abortion Ban
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Kathy Hochul Says She Will Release Humanoid Robots Next Year