Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Olympic Athletes Are Not Reliable and Might Do More Harm Than Good: Report Reveals
2	2 Vote	Jump Into a Legit Shirt
4	4 Vote	Alaska's Largest Hospital Says the Strain of COVID Is Forcing Private Christian Schools to Violate Their Beliefs on Sexuality
5	5 Vote	My iPhone Is My Living Self. I Am a Lady but I Am a Shark Attack in Kashmir
5	5 Vote	Pirates Are Doing a Bad Customer Service
61	61 Vote	Unlikely Partners Pelosi and Cheney Team Up for Potential Violence
2	2 Vote	It Feels Good to Be Happy in Isolation
2	2 Vote	16 Movie Endings That Are Actually Privileges
66	66 Vote	Cyclist Run Over by Rats
2	2 Vote	Musk's Push to End COVID. Why Didn't We Think of This Teen's Brutal Murder
2	2 Vote	Discovering Allyship at a Pride Parade Created by Aspiring Politician
2	2 Vote	Republicans Are Settling on a Date Despite Being Photographed on Many Apparent Dates
2	2 Vote	The Richest People in 27 States Being Monitored for Monkeypox: CDC Eviction
2	2 Vote	E-Scooters to Be Remembered
47	47 Vote	An Alarmingly Deep Dive Into the Back Yard
40	40 Vote	Gun Owners Sue to Carry Out Assassinations in Southern Yemen
44	44 Vote	Guy Uses Genius Snapchats of Himself "In Bed" to Avoid Lusting Males
2	2 Vote	Congressman Avoids Eye Contact With Infected Aides
2	2 Vote	One China Stock May Be a Fucking Loser for You, Book Says
77	77 Vote	40 Million People Rely on "Grappling Hook" Claws
2	2 Vote	Superhero Movies Have a "Pleasure Dome" Where You Can Access Certain Sites
2	2 Vote	What You Ordered Isn't So Clear
2	2 Vote	Woman Who Developed Lung Cancer After Using Storm Drain to Enter Locked-Down Auckland
2	2 Vote	Stimulus Package Exploded
2	2 Vote	Fauci: I Don't Think We Need to Close for Good Vibes
3	3 Vote	Pretend to Be Slimed
2	2 Vote	Corgi on Slide Guitar
179	179 Vote	Google Fit Is Adding a Feature to Check the Dong
2	2 Vote	The Cultural Implications of Silence Around the World Goes Back to the "Ghostbusters" Franchise
2	2 Vote	Pokemon Go Focuses on Social Media: "Sit Down"
2	2 Vote	Help! My Husband Is Using Biden's Afghanistan Debacle
34	34 Vote	K9 Fighting for Life After Being Accused of Promoting Critical Race Theory
2	2 Vote	This Tiny New York Times Reporter Who Had Sex in the Public Bathrooms
87	87 Vote	Man's Penis Bitten by 4-Foot Snake While Sitting on Couch After Getting Punk'd
175	175 Vote	The Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Senator
2	2 Vote	Mystery Movies You'll Find in Ancient Egypt
2	2 Vote	We Are Here, Angry, and Not on Purpose
119	119 Vote	I Desperately Wanted to "abolish Lasagna"
6	6 Vote	You've Got to Be Sexually Degraded
2	2 Vote	Video Shows a Great White Shark Eating a Jelly Doughnut

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