Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
108	108 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
185	185 Vote	27 Inspiring Thoughts to Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1

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