Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
111	111 Vote	Kanye West I Bought $35,000 Demon House Possible "Hell Portal"
5	5 Vote	Oh, So You Really Need Luxury Condoms?
23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
29	29 Vote	Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
96	96 Vote	U.S. To Be Legal Again
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
5	5 Vote	40 Myths We Believe Now Due to Government Shutdown
41	41 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
12	12 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
8	8 Vote	The Most Pathetic Abuses of Bacon
5	5 Vote	AXE Thinks Hot Water Is Ice Cold?
2	2 Vote	The Educational Video About Real Love
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Longs to Transform Rihanna Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a White Lion Cub Practicing Her Roar
1	1 Vote	Video: George W. Bush Push
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Toy Collector Unwittingly Plays With Novelty Dildo on His White Board
5	5 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Stroke