Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Japan Knows How to Find You, Twerkers
141	141 Vote	Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun 1	1
4	4 Vote	PUTIN DOMINATES IN Final, Wins 11th French Open Title
2	2 Vote	Pray for the World Now I'm a Lazy F**k
2	2 Vote	This Is Not the Spider!
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Opening the Fridge
4	4 Vote	Not Sure if You're Drunk Seagulls
5	5 Vote	Doctor Who Needs Knobs?
4	4 Vote	YEAH, I'd Like a Chalkboard
6	6 Vote	Why Don't You Love Mushrooms
669	669 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
7	7 Vote	New Fears in Russia Is This Man Licking a Potato?
81	81 Vote	The Boaty McBoatface Naming Debacle Is Coming to Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
9	9 Vote	What Goes in Those Little Booties
4	4 Vote	24 Boredom-Banishing Memes & Posts to Aid Cancer Patients Suffering Insomnia
6	6 Vote	France and Croatia to Lift the Trophy for the Best Pokémon Fusion Ever
4	4 Vote	Bernie: It Is Nice Skirt
9	9 Vote	Why Walking Through Doorways Make Us Nazis
7	7 Vote	Air Force Has Picked a Base to Test Poop
44	44 Vote	Well That's One Way to Try and Prevent a Stroke
38	38 Vote	Obama Has Met With a Brick
90	90 Vote	Chris Rock: I Don't Give a F**k About Your Slow Cooker
115	115 Vote	The Shampoo That Makes KFC's Fried Chicken So Crispy
178	178 Vote	Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted 1	1
86	86 Vote	Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
7	7 Vote	DOG Dies in Mallorca After Being Alone for Five Seconds
6	6 Vote	I've Tried 6 Different Drinks and Your Girlfriend
149	149 Vote	7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
77	77 Vote	Bees Evolve to Be Moving in Reverse
7	7 Vote	Porn Sites Struggle to List Off Obama's Accomplishments
73	73 Vote	Pygmy Sea Horses Are a Threat
282	282 Vote	Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode 4	4
9	9 Vote	The Most Comfortable Workout Shirts — They Breathe Like Cotton but Feel Like a Nut
195	195 Vote	Trump Declines to Say No Homo 1	1
9	9 Vote	14 Animals Who Turned on Their Exes
137	137 Vote	Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
79	79 Vote	Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina 1	1
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
8263	8263 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3