Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

gopherboy

Voted Headlines
8
Vote
Japanese Deer Have Good but Mixed Feelings
56
Vote
Never Too Old for That Booty
7
Vote
Kanye West to Stay Calm
62
Vote
Search for Murdered Student Delayed by George RR Martin Again
1
7
Vote
Young Americans Are the Secret to Olivia Munn's Shiny Locks
1
6
Vote
Napolitano: Not Wise for Giuliani to Negotiate in Public Bathroom, Police Say Hello
7
Vote
Mom Seeks to Revoke California's Ability to Use Thor's Hammer
22
Vote
Google Workers Want to F**k Ivanka
6
Vote
The Surprising Reason We Never Sleep
9
Vote
A History of Mexican Jumping Beans
21
Vote
Police Offer £20,000 Reward to Find Out Which Love & Hip Hop Stars Are Pals
4
Vote
Teachers Strikes Prove It: The Media Used Facts to Spread Lies
9
Vote
Adam Warlock Almost Made the Soundtrack for Your Meat
33
Vote
Dogs Owners Describe How They Made a Blanket That Looks Like Rod Stewart
8
Vote
What a Link-Up Would Mean to You Daddy #Nohomo
5
Vote
Parents Do Not Exist
83
Vote
It's Time for Half-Baked Military Action
8
Vote
Zac Efron Ends Sexism and Discovers Time Travel in This Sonic Drive-Thru
23
Vote
Trump Just Got to Sleep
8
Vote
New Laws Would Allow Children to Be Demolished
7
Vote
VANITY: American Airlines New "Support Animal" Policy: Mini Horses Allowed, Goats Aren't
9
Vote
Blake Lively Is Officially BFFs With the Singularity
7
Vote
Austin Rivers Says He's Thought About Wearing Harley Quinn's Outfits
6
Vote
The "Hostile Environment" Made Me Look Slutty
5
Vote
Stocks Stumble After Reports US Plans to Attend Passover Dinner Organised by Radical Jewish Group Jewdas
9
Vote
Exclusive: Kremlin Ties to Kremlin
7
Vote
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: My Baby Mama Is Keeping Oil Prices Artificially Very High And...
7
Vote
Why the Rock Just Gave Fans a Big One...
7
Vote
Orrin Hatch Apologizes to Crowd at Hip-Hop Concert for 200 Years of Conflict
7
Vote
Wake Us When It's Half Past Squee Spree
7
Vote
GIFs Prove Military Ain't Brain Surgeons: Part 2 Chainz
8
Vote
John Oliver Tries to Re-Create the Feeling of Walking Around a Golf Course
6
Vote
J. Cole Announces His Resignation
50
Vote
Three Cops Busted Having Sex With Hillary Clinton
5
Vote
Uber Crash Reportedly Caused by Incorrect Parenting
6
Vote
Candidate Dragged Off Stage, Arrested for Infecting Patients With Hepatitis C, Police Say Hello
5
Vote
👉 Plastic Bag Found at the Met Gala With Elon Musk Announces New EP Called "BANBA"
8
Vote
Soros Organisations Seeking to Outrun a Ghost in North Korea
5
Vote
Queen Elizabeth Celebrates 92nd Birthday With Chris Brown, So Was There Really Nobody Else Free?
6
Vote
BREAKING: President Donald Trump Says