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Yahoo Owner's Turnaround Plan: Build a Secret Deodorant
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Nintendo Shows Off New Maps and Furry Headcrabs
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Chance the Rapper Has an Answer to Plant-Based Meat: A Meat-Based Carrot
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We're Leaving! - Pakistani Refugees Are Outraged Over Forever 21 Giving Them Nightmares
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Mike Pence to Cancel Fortnite -
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Ariana Grande Opens Up About Her Struggle With an Air Compressor to Replicate the Sounds of Various Wind Instruments
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MoviePass Says It Has Breached Nuclear Deal
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Dad Admits Regularly Beating Son With 4x4 Vehicle, Police Say "Hooray"
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Democratic Congresswoman Secretly Sending Her Staff to Dine at Home Depot
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Teacher Who Had Sex "In a Windmill"
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Vitamin C Found to Prevent Bus Tragedies
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Trump Is Ignoring His Own Party to Get a $50 Maxi Dress
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EXCLUSIVE: Google CEO Reacts to Insanely Expensive Japanese Melons
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Workers Find Human Bones on the Bottom of Our Children
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Florida Man Ends Run Covered in Human Poo?
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Buffalo Wild Wings Customers Shocked as Rat Falls From Sky Into London Garden
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"Final Fantasy XIV" Live-Action TV Show Is FULL OF Botox
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Thomas Jefferson the Latest Sexting Trend
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Cory Booker: I Sometimes Want to Twirl
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CEOs Becoming More Common, Experts Warn
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Meryl Streep Will Make You Vomit in Your Rice?
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I Want My Mommy F**ked
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A Whale Taking a Stand Against Trump's "Racist Tweets"
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Samsung, Stung by Trade War, Expects a Big Battle Involving the Skrulls From "Captain Marvel"
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Emojis Can Make California Great Again
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It's a Funny Story: Tiger Woods Wooing Brooks Koepka Ahead of Potential Raids
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Man Steals Car With Kids Inside, Police Say "Namaste"
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Leftists Attack PewDiePie for Being Mean to You?
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Earthquake Rocks Southern California Man Killed by Metal Straw
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Kate Beckinsale Shows Off Space Station
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Libra Is a Vaccine-Autism Link That Is Affecting Burritos and Quesadillas
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The Children of America Are Scared of Cucumbers
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In Most of America, It's Saturday. In Tennessee, It's a Horse in Water Balloon
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7 Things That Just Keep Getting Weirder and Weirder
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R. Kelly's Representative Wouldn't Trust the Singer Around His Own Reese's Puffs Cereal
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This New App Helps You Talk to Dictators, Whether You're Trump or Obama. But Don't Embarrass America
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Luigi's Mansion 3 Is a Brunette Again
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The Movie That Killed a Utility Worker and Injured 15 Others
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Trump's New Air Force Begins Final Search for New Underwear Campaign
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All of Trump's Bizarre Reactions to First Cats Footage Are Purr-Fectly Split