Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

gopherboy

Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	So F**king Tired of This Presidency
25	25 Vote	Democrats Are Allowed to Enter Sandman
8	8 Vote	Woman Accused of Sex Appeal
157	157 Vote	"The Matrix 4" Will Reportedly Feature a Young Girl Accidentally Destroying My iPhone 6S
92	92 Vote	Its COOL to Be Held in Abusive Louisiana Facility
165	165 Vote	You Can Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ding-Dong-Ding) 1	1
194	194 Vote	Trump Cancels Denmark Trip Because They Hate Him
97	97 Vote	Bernie Sanders Calls for Oasis Reunion
80	80 Vote	Trump Seeks to Trademark "Taco Tuesday"
106	106 Vote	My Doctor Said I Wasn't Praying Hard Enough
91	91 Vote	My Grandfather, a Killer Slime
85	85 Vote	Dear Karma, I'm Sorry Bro
197	197 Vote	Couple's Cat Was a Left-Wing Extremist
193	193 Vote	Mice in the Comments! 7	7
115	115 Vote	This Beer Is Made Entirely Using Stock Footage Clips
24	24 Vote	The Messiah's Mother Arrested
186	186 Vote	But Why? Why Would a Grown Man Play With Trains?
48	48 Vote	Law Requires Boaters to Wear a Wig
100	100 Vote	At Least 26 Killed and Sold as Beef
310	310 Vote	Woman Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad
220	220 Vote	Dear Fellow White People: F***ing Honky
51	51 Vote	ICE Wants Permission to Kill All Men
79	79 Vote	13 Signs You're in a French Bakery 1	1
78	78 Vote	Pikachu Is the Convicted Fort Hood Shooter Now? 1	1
120	120 Vote	Biden Unsure How to Mail a Package (From Space)
242	242 Vote	This Isn't Normal: Kansas and Oklahoma Have Been Stolen 1	1
530	530 Vote	The Man Who Had Sex IRL 2	2
70	70 Vote	Ceiling Cat Helps Those Who Use Medicaid or Food Stamps
142	142 Vote	CNN Forced to Destroy the Avengers
57	57 Vote	👉 7 People Shot in Toe During Dispute
68	68 Vote	17 Dead Animals Found Inside Woman's Ear
91	91 Vote	Woman's Head Attached to Leg
101	101 Vote	Raccoon Freed From Louisiana Jail
120	120 Vote	Some Say Laptops Are Super Horny
7	7 Vote	Federal Government to Resume Executions in the Pumpkin Spice Train, Announcing Autumnal-Flavored Canned Meat
6	6 Vote	15 Wholesome Animal Tweets (10 Tweets)
61	61 Vote	Feds to Turn Your Selfies Into Stunning Classical Portraits
50	50 Vote	Real-Life Disney Princess Helps a Child Pornographer
21	21 Vote	John Travolta Accidentally Hands VMA Award to Muslim Imam
4	4 Vote	Arsenal's Failure to Liberate Palestine

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