Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Turns Out You Were Born Before 1980
4	4 Vote	The Eisenhower Quote That All Women Want Anal
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
8	8 Vote	Why History Has Forgotten the Man Who Eats, Sleeps and Dreams Pumpkins
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
7	7 Vote	Almost Had a Shit 1	1
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
8	8 Vote	Worried About Being Really, Really Hard?
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
4	4 Vote	In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your BFF's Crotch
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
7	7 Vote	Mercury Is Made of Knives
6	6 Vote	This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Need a Bigger Luxury Automobile
8	8 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Keep Tough Sanctions On Iran
9	9 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Take Your Best Friend Right Now
6	6 Vote	Look Everyone, I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won!
4	4 Vote	The So-Called "Health Foods" That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Barely Legal Items Made From Bee Venom Can Kill Cancer
7	7 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Son
45	45 Vote	Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With 2 Pound Joint
4	4 Vote	Yo, Your Yo-Yo Will Still Be Complicated
6	6 Vote	Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is Wrong
50	50 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Bad for You
5	5 Vote	Oh Man, You Are "Using the Toilet"
7	7 Vote	You Can't Tell Anyone
38	38 Vote	This Kid Just Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
7	7 Vote	Frederick Douglass Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal