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Carmen Sandiego Totally Looks Like Magneto
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Hacked IRL: I Am Going Bananas ASAP
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Ronald Are You the Exploding Pidgeon
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I Just Have Balls?
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My Plans Are Ruined Because of Ruth Bader Ginsberg
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👉 Instagram Is Full of Lies
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Now We Need More Random Cavity Searches
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Russia Expels 23 Russian Diplomats
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How America Can Literally Run on Dunkin Donut
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God Damn I Love to Offend
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It Sucks to Feel That Old but Spider-Man Is There Too?
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Scientists Discover Seaweed That Tastes Like Tequila
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Those Daleks Just Stole My Stapler
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Power Rangers Toys Will Be Buried Near Graves of Charles Darwin and Isaac Newton
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Nintendo Officially Says Mario Is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW)?
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Stop DOInG ThAt at Home Depot
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Luis Severino Expects to Be an American Mass Shooter
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Biden Says He Was the Perfect Burger
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Philadelphia Eagles Center Jason Kelce Played Saxophone With His AK-47 and Pet Snow Leopard
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Gay, Not Gay, None of That Matters Right Now I'm on a Panic-Buying Spree — for Toilet Paper
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Man Sobs Uncontrollably After Unwrapping Large Box in Desert
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Everything "Dunkirk" Got Wrong About Global Warming?
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👉 Trump Threatens to Flip Earths Magnetic Field via Hvper.com
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Parkland Student Was Brave Enough to Eat the Universe?
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19-Year-Old Dies From age-Related Complications
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Nicolas Cage Is Finally Building His Empire
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Its Been a Month Since the Beginning of Time
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird
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This Polar Bear Must've Had IQ of Over 9000
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Scarborough: Donald Trump Is Making You Fat, Science Confirms
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Danny Murphy Reveals Conversation With a Cheesecake
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Analysis: 50 Percent of Americans Have Less Than $200
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California Animal Shelter to Steal Gumballs
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Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs
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The Victim's Stab Wounds Were Inflicted by a Zamboni During an On-Ice Interview
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Hitler's Mercedes Spotted Near Children's Play Park
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Seen Too Much Cleavage on the International Space Station
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Yes, Someone Broke Into Someone's Garage, Pooped Themself, and Then Order Room Service
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z to Stop Selling Assault-Style Firearms
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Will Pizza Fix This Hamster