Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
2	2 Vote	13 Reasons the 95 Cleveland Indians Were the Hobbit's Ancestors?
4	4 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Taylor Swift
2	2 Vote	43 Pets Who Know How to Get an Autograph
3	3 Vote	A Guide to "Hipster Racism"
5	5 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Goatee, and We Lose
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
2	2 Vote	76 Arrested at Dallas Airport After "Honest Mistake"
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
59	59 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of SOPA 1	1
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2