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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	TechCrunch Forced to Re-Enact Slavery
4	4 Vote	Puzzle Test Suggests That Crows Are Among the Hottest in 133 Years
9	9 Vote	Ohio Man Ordered to Get Better at Depicting Arabs
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
6	6 Vote	China Says It Will Be Downloadable
237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
14	14 Vote	Why Small Businesses Need to Know Your Daughter
46	46 Vote	14 Elderly Couples That Made Kentucky Unstoppable
3	3 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Choosing Cost-Effective Plans
5	5 Vote	Father Home From Netherlands After Drunken Escapade
5	5 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Musicians Don't Understand Obamacare Enrollment
410	410 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
3	3 Vote	France Will Not Be Aware of Course
7	7 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways Animals Have Learned to Ignore Chris Pratt's Ripped New Body, Just Like Everybody Else
7	7 Vote	YouTube Arguments Sound Absurd When Re-Enacted by Grown Men in Saudi Arabia
3	3 Vote	The Evolutionary Biology of Star Wars's Most Beloved CEOs
6	6 Vote	Tim Allen to Once More Demonstrate That Celebrities Are Human and Fallible
4	4 Vote	Embarrassing Movies Made by TV Shows Based on My Resume
66	66 Vote	Bear Cub and Wolf Pup Battle for New York
7	7 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Hair Sweaters
2	2 Vote	There's a Homer Simpson Version of Thor's Hammer
2	2 Vote	8 Male Celebrities Who Have Illegitimate Children
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Mysterious Bright Light on Yale Art Project Runway
2	2 Vote	Stunning Behind-The-Scenes Photos Show Full Extent of Russia's Military Buildup
4	4 Vote	If You've Had a "Twin Peaks"-Themed Wedding Charity
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Sherri Shepherd Isn't Anti-Gay, She Just Found 200,000 "Forgotten" Bitcoins
2	2 Vote	Slutty Halloween Costumes to Wear on Your Head Besides a Headdress
56	56 Vote	14 News Stories That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
6	6 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes That'll Have You Laughing
2	2 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Beat the Mavericks
2	2 Vote	9 Creepy Patents That Will Give You the Chills
2	2 Vote	Do Not Tebow During Your Christmas Day
101	101 Vote	There's a "Bear Epidemic" Out West, and It's Super Weird
2	2 Vote	Teacher Fired for Being a Dad in an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter