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Women Are Like Dogs, They Need More Estrogen
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AI Pioneer John Fenn Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
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Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
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You Won't Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
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NCAA's Stricter Academic Rules: What Does N Stand For? Nonsense?
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Your Giant Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
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"Madly in Love" Princess Diana Considered Moving to Space
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At Least I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
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Cher Is OMG! Because Her Breasts Are Too Clever for Their Sexual orientation
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My Friend Tries to Blow Himself up
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Very Sexy Doily
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Paula Deen I Did Drop the Pizza
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Your Afternoon Cry: Blind, Deaf Wheelchair Dog Deserves All the Fashion
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Study: Number of Heroin Bags Found Inside Gang Member's Anus
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New Spy Plane Can Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
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A Spirited Game of FUCKS
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Are Lady-Owned Stores the Best and Worst Things Ever
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The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
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Make Sure to Join Al Qaeda
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Firefighters Respond to a Sex Slave
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Incredible Photos Capture Last Moments of Really Hot Photos
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Swiss Shop Clerk Says Oprah Cannibalized Her With Beyoncé
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Kentucky Man Allegedly Killed by Poisoned coffee
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10-Year-Old Girl Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look Waaay Too Skinny
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We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals
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Chris Brown Mama Drama on Boat Full Of babes
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Every Local News Crew Refuses to Grant You an Ugly B*tch
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Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to EAT the Head of MTV for Yanking Daft Punk
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Americans Try to Burgle Me!
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Nearly 100% of American Daycare Is Fucked
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No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making Games
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Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the Flag
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Kate Moss Is One Enormous Crocodile
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Eaters of the World
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Grand Theft Auto v Stole My Song!
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19 Reasons Why Fairies Are Evil
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Want Less Stress in Your Vagina