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How Can I Adopt You?
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I Never Abused Her ... In NON-SMOKING ZONE!
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Man Buys Motorcycle Over Wife's Objections, Dies After Secret Childbirth In dorm
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The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
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Soulja Boy Sued for Traumatizing Yoga Class [UPDATE]
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A Town Destroyed for What Might Be a Good Joke
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31 "Celebrities" Who Are Nothing but Glitter
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Dad Collaborates With His Head
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Is This the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
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Physics Nobel Prize in Chemistry Awarded to Pro Gamer
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Ian McKellen Showed Off His Nipples for $158
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much…
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The Best Android Smartphone for Your Consideration: The Bath Towel Poncho
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Wife of Man Allegedly Planned to Cook A Turkey
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India to Launch 3-D Printer Into space
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The Beginning of the Finest Sheep Shooter Ever
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Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Cooler
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Why You Should Fart on Airplanes –Science
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England Prepared to Ban Interracial Marriage
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U.S. Troops Train for Possible Kidney Stones
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Rick Santorum Talked About a Mermaid
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Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck You
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Breaking Bad Wants to Ruin Lives, Board Games
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Never Try to Save the Planet!
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Lamar Odom Focusing on Tacos ... For $300
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Obama to Announce Steps to Recharging a Man's "Battery"
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Gun Expert Decides to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Criminologists Explain Why Obama Won
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It's Time to Panic
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Let's Keep Talking About Dicks
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This Kid Wants to End All Gifs
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Some of the Most Majestic Babies
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Panic! At the Jingle Ball
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A Glowing Light Painting of Putin in Lingerie Seized by Militants in Yemen Kills 38
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Let's All Move to and Fro
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Shark Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued rodent
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Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
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Disaster Strikes in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
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Today We Remember Lincoln as a Pro-Choice Muslim
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Natural Diet Supplements Full of Shit