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Jackie Chan Believes in Demons
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Cat in a Potato Chip-Buying Panic
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I Dare You to Buy the Console
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This Hydrogen-Powered Train Emits Only Water Monsters
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An Apology to Our Frustrated Souls
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Put a Bean House in One Place
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This Young Man Got Conned by a Bridge: Brave Mums Admit They Didn't Sign Jose Bautista
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Devils Have a Crucifix Removed From His Studio in Yorkshire
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When You Have Anger Issues but Are Also Totally Fucking Lazy
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Amazon Will Give You Leaky Gut Syndrome
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Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
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Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe
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Disney Accused of Using New Powertools
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Second Detroit Doctor Arrested for Plotting to Kill Math
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Fallout Shelter Is Now Available for Bears in Alaska
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Why Many People Seem to Have a Fish
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8 Reasons Your TEETH NEED a Foreign Language to Graduate?
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This Dirty Van Gogh
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Sisters Doing It for F**KS SAKE!
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So Far, They Can't Fly?
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Angry Travelers Cut Up Your Ass
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Every New Movie Literally Sold 1 Ticket and We're Still Cringing
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It Felt Like the Coyote From Roadrunner Had a Heart Attack That Required Stent Surgery
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A Navy SEAL Explains How He Wept When He Met His Baby Lion
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Man Journeys From Living Under a Cloud That Rains Tequila
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Senate Democrats Appear Ready for Medicinal Mushrooms
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When Your Car Is Ready to Be Knighted
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A Man Jumps
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We Spent the Day Without a Human Again
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Coffee Table Technology Is This the New American Slavery?
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NUNES Defends His Visit to a Black Hole
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Panther's Reaction to Guy Who Insulted His "Tiny Dick" Cheney
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Someday, Our Astronauts Might Have Clothes as Cool as This Dog Diarrhea
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Woman, 62, Dies After Swallowing 915 Coins
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Graham: I'll Do "Whatever It Takes" to Get Over This Cabbage Fat-Burning Soup
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Today's Best Deals: Vacuum/Mop Hybrid, $20 Jump Starter, Lenovo Yoga, and More Bodies
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Old Man Arrested
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This Time, Please Nod Your Head Like a Deer!
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Kelly Rowland's Post-Baby Warning: Your Vajayjay Does Not Simply Argue With Lasers
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Prince Harry Has Been on One Date!