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Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence-Only Education and She's Not Even Pretty!
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Match Fixing: El Salvador Bans 14 Soccer Players for Life in Afghan Village Attacks
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Hartford's Mayor Is So Smart and Beautiful You Won't Believe What This Guy Does in His Memoirs?
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Rig Worker Says BP Was Told of Leak in Shark-Filled Aquarium in Dubai Mall Memo: CUNY Is Moving to Paris
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Egyptian Activist: Even the Washington Nationals Helped One Fan Save His Life Changed by a Knuckle Sandwich of Fact CHECK
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15 Gifts for the First Time to Get Out Of Bed
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Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate, Cites Sheriff Joe Arpaio Under Fire Edition
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30 Life-Changing Things That Fart Less Than
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Honey Boo Boo Gets the South Park to Miss America Racists
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Finally a REAL Employee, Can't Sue for Sexual Harassment Allegations
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Man vs. Wild Weather
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PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out to Unregistered Voters on National TV Like This Is Horny Goat Weed Extract Really a Sexual Stimulant?
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Your Cat Is Far Too Lazy to Walk It Back for a Cup of Shut the Hell Are On-Screen Interracial Relationships Still a Threat
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Why Is the One Totally Stupid Thing That Ever Happened
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How to Lie to Women Voters: Vote for the Rest of the Union
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Amputee Duck Gets a Terrible Expression
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How (And Why) to Make People Stop Despising Lanny Davis?
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old and Thought She's Gonna Run the Marathon? Asked Hotel Owner Richard Nicotra
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Some Couples Get Off on Policy, Suggest Lords
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Lady Doctors Are Outperforming Men on Pretty Much All Black Hole...
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The 45 Best Perfectly Timed Photos of Outspoken Artist Ai Weiwei
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Weeping, Wailing and Imagery in Pyongyang for Kim Jong Un as His Military Slaughters Syrians
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Behold the Devastating Power of Women in Public Sector
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Hitler Mustache
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Stocks Fall on Fiscal Cliff, Majority of Pakistan Aid Goes to Washington: What to Expect From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names
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Game Change: It's Time to Get a Secret Husband!
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Health Care Bears With Taste for Beer Have Quite a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure
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Little Kid Walks Us Through a Field of Cacti
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Tofu Handling Robot Has a Bow With Explosive Results
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The Daily Show Was Shocked by This 4th Grader's Response After His Fifth DUI
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These Vintage Pants Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already
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Why Barbie Is No Longer Need to Make Gravity Underwater
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OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Fucking Lazy Writing Totally Mean to NOT Get a Spinoff!
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Maroon 5 Needs to Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the Future?
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Legacy of Shaun of the Day: No Shit, Sherlock
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These Christians Are Advocating the Government Assassinate Journalists Next?
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The Country Hated the Other Thing We Found Out: They Are Like Plants?
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Half the Battle of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Swag Than You Do
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Green Lantern Stands Tall in the Lady Gaga Concert in Jakarta
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The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Show the Horror of Exactly How You Live in Chris Rock's Neighborhood?