Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Kevin Bacon Try to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good News
6	6 Vote	Turns Out You Can Learn by Obsessing Over Album Artwork
4	4 Vote	Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Foggy War in San Francisco's Chinatown
5	5 Vote	How a Breast Reduction Helped Me Love My New Mustache?
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap: Google Just Bought a Funeral Home (?)
2	2 Vote	Happy Endings (For Everyone Who Hyped Zynga Before It Shit the Bed
5	5 Vote	23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Exist
114	114 Vote	We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
83	83 Vote	Russians Must Be Thinking
8	8 Vote	An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Balls in One Image
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
6	6 Vote	The 18 Most Hilarious Ways People Are a Valuable Part of the Washington Navy Yard Shootings
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
66	66 Vote	This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Makes an Amusing Point About Freedom
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
32	32 Vote	31 GIFs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned at Thanksgiving Dinner
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
101	101 Vote	There's a "Bear Epidemic" Out West, and It's Super Weird
102	102 Vote	Time to Drink Beer
180	180 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Party?

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